Panic! at the Disco has the greatest album of all time. That’s right, I said it, Sgt. Pepper be damned. Now, I know there are a lot of great bands out there, and a lot of them are far superior to Panic!...

Last week I was drinking diet coke and watching 90’s skateboarding videos when I noticed something absolutely insane. Their pants! The people skateboarding in the poor quality videos did not have their...

I know I usually write ludicrous opinions that serve no purpose other than to entertain my skewed sense of humor, but I am genuinely irritated this time. I live in a duplex somewhere on campus (I will...