If Your Jeans Aren’t Rolled You’re Doing Life Wrong


Lately, I have noticed a lot more people wearing pants around town. The leaves are coming down and so is the temperature. But, there is something that needs to be addressed regarding this evolving fashion trend. People, you need to roll your pant legs.

Nothing is worse than when you wear out the legs of your favorite pair of pants simply because you refuse to take the few minutes every morning to cuff those bad boys. Without rolling them, the material rubs against the ground every time you step. In a matter of hours, your jeans will be fraying, and you will be dragging white strings behind your legs as you walk down the street. How embarrassing. I, for one, definitely do not want to be the guy with the frayed jeans. That is why I always roll my pants. It not only makes a fashion statement, looks clean, and is far more comfortable, but it saves me from ruining all of my pants.

I am sure you all have noticed that it has been raining a lot lately. If you haven’t, then you might want to step outside every once in awhile. But, if you do, you better flood those jeans beforehand. By the way, flooding is a synonym for rolled jeans. Why? Because when it rains it pours, and when it pours it floods. So, you want to make sure your pant legs are high enough so that they don’t drag through flood water. No one likes wet denim. Doing this before you leave your home saves you the time and the stress of doing it while Mother Nature pours down rain on you. Also, if you do it before you leave your house you will be ready to run through those rain drops, jump puddles, and make it to your home before any part of you gets wet.

Fashion is something that I take very seriously. I am always looking for a timeless fashion trend. I wasn’t sure how I felt about rolled jeans as being timeless until I saw the movie Back to the Future. Marty McFly is always rocking the cuffed jeans. If he can travel time wearing rolled pants, then who am I to say the style isn’t timeless. After all, I for one have never seen someone riding a hoverboard without cuffed pants. It just makes sense.

So, whether you are going for a bike ride, walking outside after it rains, time traveling with your crazy old scientist friend, or headed to the Cheesecake Factory for a disappointing meal, please take a minute to cuff those pants. You won’t regret it, I promise.