The Cross-Quad Rivalry: Energy Wars 2013

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Dear Editor,

We, the faculty members of Asbury Hall, welcome the arrival of the Energy Games competition.  We have no doubt that our electricity reduction and increased recycling efforts will provide further confirmation of the vast superiority of our academic departments and programs to those of Harrison Hall.  Admittedly, Harrison has Indiana Professor of the Year Michele Villinksi, but we have (among so many other advantages) the legendarily efficient Professor Andrea Sununu!  We are confident that when the results from Week One are posted on Monday, Asbury will be in the lead.  We would engage in further justifiable trash-talk, but we need to shut down our computers now to ensure our sweet, sweet victory.

 

Jen Everett, Philosophy

Jeremy Anderson, Philosophy

Rebecca Bordt, Sociology and Anthropology

Rich Cameron, Philosophy

Jeff Dunn, Philosophy

Maryann Gallagher, Political Science

Peter Graham, English

Claudia Mills, Philosophy

Brett O'Bannon, Politcal Science

Matthew Oware, Sociology and Anthropology

Deepa Prakash, Political Science

Erik Wielenberg, Philosophy

Ellen Bayer, English