Dear Editor,
We, the faculty members of Asbury Hall, welcome the arrival of the Energy Games competition. We have no doubt that our electricity reduction and increased recycling efforts will provide further confirmation of the vast superiority of our academic departments and programs to those of Harrison Hall. Admittedly, Harrison has Indiana Professor of the Year Michele Villinksi, but we have (among so many other advantages) the legendarily efficient Professor Andrea Sununu! We are confident that when the results from Week One are posted on Monday, Asbury will be in the lead. We would engage in further justifiable trash-talk, but we need to shut down our computers now to ensure our sweet, sweet victory.
Jen Everett, Philosophy
Jeremy Anderson, Philosophy
Rebecca Bordt, Sociology and Anthropology
Rich Cameron, Philosophy
Jeff Dunn, Philosophy
Maryann Gallagher, Political Science
Peter Graham, English
Claudia Mills, Philosophy
Brett O'Bannon, Politcal Science
Matthew Oware, Sociology and Anthropology
Deepa Prakash, Political Science
Erik Wielenberg, Philosophy
Ellen Bayer, English